Chanel : Le surf selon Madame Figaro…

 

 

surf chanel

Une fois de plus, vous admirez mes talents de photographes…

Du coup, je sous-titre ma photo tirée d’un article du Madame Figaro de cette semaine :

Offrez au Beach Boy qui a déjà tout le must du glam : « une planche de surf Chanel ».

Quand il fera « hé énadu » issu du polynésien signifiant « chevauchement de la vague » à Bali ce sera Chanel et    Charnel.

Alors je pense que quand vous ferez cela, lectrice du figaro, vous aurez l’air d’une grosse gourde.

Les charmants balinais ne parlent pas le polynésien.

Mais surtout faire du surf avec une planche de surf « des neiges »…. Votre cher Beach Boy va boire la tasse et se prendre la honte de    sa vie et vous pourriez bien être congédiée à finir au goulag…

Et pourtant, je ne suis pas du tout sportive, et je ne suis jamais montée sur un surf (de quelques nature que ce soit).

Mais il est clair que la journaliste de Madame Figaro a la tête dans le sac, « Chanel » bien sûr.

A quand « Vis ma vie »de journaliste sportif avec un échange Mme    Figaro / L’équipe…

                                     clem                                                                           10/12/2009 20:01

😀 très observatrice !

                                     PMGirl                                                          11/12/2009 13:35

Merci…   Je suis tombée dessus par hasard et j’ai trouvé cela vraiment énorme…   Bisous

                                     chou_fleur00                                                                           11/12/2009 09:43

J’adore!!!!!   :-))))   Pinaise, tu pourrais aller remplacer Eric Zemour chez Ruquier je te le dis moi!!   Bisous

                                     PMGirl                                                          11/12/2009 13:36

Merci 😉   Je rétablis simplement la vérité, non mais???   En plus, la fille a du être payée pour écrire cela…   Bisous

                                     Lilou                                                                           11/12/2009 13:29

Trop naze la journaliste.   heureusement que tu as les idées claires 😉

                                     PMGirl                                                          11/12/2009 13:35

Franchement, ça saute aux yeux…   Et pourtant Dieu sait que je ne suis pas sportive 😉

                                     Bonnemine                                                                           11/12/2009 13:56

Dés le début de ton article, je me disais oups y’a comme une erreur!! Et personne n’a vu la supercherie avant la publication ?? Ben dis donc c’est vraiment la crise ma bonne dame….
Bonnemine surfeuse folle depuis 15 ans.

                                     PMGirl                                                          11/12/2009 14:30

A priori non, vuq ue j’ai reçu le magazine tel quel…   Je ne suis même pas certaine que quelqu’un d’autre ai remarqué…   Bisous à la surfeuse!

                                     Djemie                                                                           11/12/2009 17:01

Je confirme le balinais ne parle pas le tahitien et vice versa mais tous deux peuvent pratiquer le surf, ceci étant dit, le surfeur est australien ! Mme Fig n’est bonne que pour le shopping de luxe   !!!

                                     PMGirl                                                          14/12/2009 09:40

En tout cas, cela ne rend pas honneur au travail de journaliste 😉

                                     elodie                                                                           17/12/2009 16:18

Ca c’est du journalisme!! impressionnant!!

                                     PMGirl                                                          17/12/2009 16:54

J’étais super étonnée!   Dingue!

Rendez-vous sur Hellocoton !

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